I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
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So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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