even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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