You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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