u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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