I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
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Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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