Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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