Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
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Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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