dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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