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I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
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You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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