oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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