So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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