in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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