the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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