everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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