I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
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