My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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