Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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