I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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