Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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