Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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