I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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