plz talk dirty to me
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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