I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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