yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
How does one acquire holy water?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
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