also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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