Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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