I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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