I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
there is glitter all over my balls
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Randomize