Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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