i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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