Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
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So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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