Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Only a mothe r could love this liver
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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