so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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