Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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