i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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Found the puke drawer
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He shit in the fireplace
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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