Your face is a jimmy john
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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