2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Every concussion has its silver lining
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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