I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
dude. I can hear the air.
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