We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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