Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
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Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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