That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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