i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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