you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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