Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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