I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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