Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
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Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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