Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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