i just google imaged poop.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
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I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
she told me i tasted like america
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
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I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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