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Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them

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(630): Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them http://tfl.nu/urf6

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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes

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(512): And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes http://tfl.nu/4ipy

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Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.

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(615): Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka. http://tfl.nu/pwqr

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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..

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(206): You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack.. http://tfl.nu/nf69

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I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.

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(609): I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'. http://tfl.nu/kkmi

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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again

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(703): Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again http://tfl.nu/33pv

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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.

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(253): Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style. http://tfl.nu/lnre

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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor

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(765): The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor http://tfl.nu/xtoh

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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.

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(612): I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover. http://tfl.nu/pxbl

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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.

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(619): Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit. http://tfl.nu/5rch

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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession

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(501): All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession http://tfl.nu/yu57

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Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.

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(619): Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me. http://tfl.nu/2xwv

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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?

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(914): How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy? http://tfl.nu/qpaa

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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.

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(651): College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars. http://tfl.nu/lcai

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I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates

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(908): I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates http://tfl.nu/99aw

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