Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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